You can roll your eyes all you want at modern day text-speak, but fact is, 'OMG' is now in the Oxford English Dictionary. Plus, sometimes, short and sweet says it all! Take, for example, Pipedream's #HAPPY Vibrating Bullet. Worthy of a hashtag (probably?) #HAPPY rocks a sexy silicone shape, 17 modes of pulsing, throbbing vibration plus 3 power levels and a convenient USB-driven design. In other words, everything you need!

Fitting comfortably in your (or your playmate's) hand, #HAPPY's classic textured shape is easy for you or your partner to maneuver into place with dizzying precision. Use it to target clitoris's, nipples and other outer pleasure places during sex, foreplay or alone-time.

Cue up the first of 17 modes of steady, pulsating and escalating synchronized vibration using simple buttons on a user-friendly control interface. Hold down the power button for a few seconds to activate, then hit the function button to get started. Please note that #HAPPY must be plugged into a USB port during use! This vibe is completely self-contained, with everything sharing a single cord.

In body safe, hypoallergenic silicone plus ABS plastic, #HAPPY cleans quickly and easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. If you'll be pairing a lube with your vibe, please pick one that's water-based -avoid contact with silicone lubes and store #HAPPY away from other silicone and soft toy materials. Not for use in or around water.